It’s finally happening. The weather is morphing into something as cool, crisp and refreshing as an ice-cold pint, served by a recently thawed barman, who was cryogenically frozen (sorry in case it’s not clear, it’s WINTER).
Some of you might try and fight it, but this is one season not even Netflix can cancel. Your best bet is to layer up in as many Beavertown branded threads as possible and render yourself unquestionably snug. A bit like wearing a pub. Does it get any better than that?
XMAS BEER JUMPERS
NECK THE HALLS XMAS JUMPER
Render the question “what are you having?” null and void when down the pub with this NECK THE HALLS Xmas jumper, in warm and spicy orange.
BEAVERTOWN XMAS JUMPER
The classics always sleigh. And what’s more classic that a jumper with a cowboy screaming “YEEEE HO HO HAW” on it? Lasso yourself some new admirers at the Xmas bash in this timeless piece.
SWEATSHIRTS + HOODIES
You might baulk at the idea of sweating as we skate through these frostier months, but an intergalactic brewery can dream, can’t it? Just in case you fall asleep with the heating on (and there is a high risk of that in these toasty little treats) be sweat-ready in our snuggly Sweatshirts and Hoodies.
VINTAGE GAMER HOODIE IN GREY
Technically you don’t have to be a gamer to wear our Vintage Gamer Hoodie. We’ve checked the small print and you can also be an incognito billionaire or an off-duty rap battler.
VINTAGE SPACEMAN SWEATSHIRT
Lean into the season with a sweatshirt that’s cooler than the outer reaches of space. Although, unlike the outer reaches of space, it won’t make your eyeballs freeze over.
SOCKS SOCKS SOCKS
Toes are terrified of two things; frostbite and the piggy that went to market. We can’t help with the latter, but we can insulate those downstairs digits from the elements that would otherwise do them harm.
There’s not just a pair for every day of the week, there’s a pair for every notch on the mercury, and trust us, we know mercury (friend of a friend).
HATS
You lose 10% of your body heat through your head. Well NOT ON OUR WATCH.
We know that winter is not just a season, it’s a state of mind, but your mind can’t work if it’s shivering... so help us, help you, keep your skull cosy.
FISHERMAN BEANIE
Like penguins, fishermen know cold. Unlike penguins, Fishermen are yet to be the subject of a wildlife documentary, which makes this beanie the perfect way to dodge both long lens photography AND the cold.
BEAVERTOWN XMAS BEANIE
The perfect head warmer for the colder months. Pairs nicely with a Beavertown beer, obvs.
