Tennis is a strange sport. Every 9 games someone shouts “NEW BALLS PLEASE” and nobody laughs. And then a pigeon lands on the court and everyone laughs. There’s also a strange reverence paid to towels which must be demanded unsmilingly. So far, so strange. Here’s how to look the part with our guide to Beavertown’s Tennis Whites...
BEAVERTOWN WHITE TEE: LITTLE PINT
Organic cotton. It says ‘yes I am capable of unfurling a single-handed backhand, but I do also enjoy the odd pale ale session, thank you very much.’
WHITE 3 SKULLS TEE
Relaxed boxy fit. Tournament-approved, plus the three skulls on the front of the tee will let others not to mess with you. Probably...
VINTAGE SPACEMAN TEE
Presentable 'famous tennis player’ on the front. Psychedelic hollow-eyed astronaut on the back. This will go down about as well as trying to order some raspberries and mayonnaise at the All-England club. But you don’t care, you’re a ruddy maverick.
LITTLE PINT CAP IN WHITE
Keeps the sun out of your eyes. Essential for rocketing down 150mph serves, but also reminds others that you love Beavertown pints (responsbily, of course).
CREAM BEAVERTOWN BUCKET HAT
Nothing says you’re absolutely mad for a sliced backhand down the line like a cream Beavertown Bucket Hat. Yes you put in the training and now you can head to that festival to really look the part.